School problems 
 
A Jewish kid was sent to a Jewish school by his parents. 
After two weeks he was kicked out for fighting and laziness. 

So his parents raised the money and sent him to a private school.
 However, after two weeks he got kicked out for fighting and laziness. 

Having no choice, the parents sent the kid to a public school.  Sure enough , after just one week he was suspended for fighting, lateness and laziness. 

His parents felt terrible. What to do, what to do!
 Finally they decided there was only one thing more they could do. 
 They (Reluctantly) enrolled him in a Catholic school. 

Weeks went by and the boy was still in school. In fact, he had good grades and the nuns spoke well of him. 

His parents were amazed. They asked the son, “How is it you got kicked out of Jewish school, out of private school and out of public school, but you didn’t get kicked out of Catholic school?” 
 
“ Ma! You should see,” answered the kid, “what they have hanging on the wall.”