LATIN 101

  Rigor Morris------(The cat is dead)    
  Idios Amigos-----We're wild and crazy guys)      Harlez-Vous Francais?-----(Can you drive a French motorcycle?)    
  Respondez S'il Vous Plaid-----(Honk if you're Scottish)     
Felix Navidad----(Our cat has a boat)   
  Ex posto fucto------(Lost in the mail)   
 Mazel Ton-----(Tons of luck)   
  Visa La France-----(Don't leave your chateau without it)      Veni, Vidi, Vice-----(I came, I saw, I partied)    
  Prima Facie------(You have paint on your nose)   
  Ad Hominem-----(Eat grits eternally)   
  Camera Obscura-----(Now, where did I put my Minolta?)      In Loco Parentis------(Mom and Dad are both nuts)    
  Sic Transit Gloria Mundi-----Gloria got barfed on the bus Monday)   
 Noli me tangere    (Hands off my orange)   
  Post Sortem-----(Works for the Government)   
  Rara Avis-----(I usually use Rent a wreck)     
 Post Partum-----Retired Mailmen)    
  Non Sequitur----- (Eunich)