PERMUTATIONS

Illegal--Sick bird! 
  Yugoslav--Beat it you pig!  
 Informarshal--Substitute Lawman!  
 Dunkin' D nutz--Baptism of the insane! 
 One size fits all turban--Right off the Iraqi!
Doctor Laura--Forfeit Schlesinger a half day's pay!   Canopy--Scottish for Bladder infection! 
  Burka King--Afghan Gap store!  
 Peking duck--Donald the Voyeur!
Samoan--Just a little yard work!  
 Literati--Cigarette packrats!  
 Euro--Take this paddle!
Midwife--The Donald's second!  
 Aficionado--Seafood catcher!  
 Phillip's screwdriver--This isn't my drink! 
  Jimmy Carter--Ice cream cone! 
 Laura Busch--Beer Brewer's regulations!   Floressent--Ger:Eating wurst on a rug! 
  Utah--Hi,there Sailor!
Pakistans--Bundle of Poles!  
 Jugs Judy--Zaftig Magistrate! 
  Charter Oaks--Forest fire!
Drive thru Starbucks--Parking Latte! 
  Paparazzi--The father of all rodents!
Ron Popeil--His Holiness has gained weight!   Benevolent--Jerry's partner was a tight wad!